we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
Randomize
