That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
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