normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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