I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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