If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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