So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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