I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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