this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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