They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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