Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Randomize
