I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Everyone says I win the strip club
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize
