I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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