Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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