I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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