So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
So. Much. Porn.
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