wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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