I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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