This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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