question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Randomize
