It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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