i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
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