how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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