Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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