We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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