Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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