I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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