She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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