hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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