Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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