And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
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