i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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