Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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