He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
