It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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