I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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