I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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