he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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