didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Bring me that man meat
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Randomize
