what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Drunk walkin through police station. America
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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