What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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