yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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