I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
