we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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