Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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