I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I just want nice things and good sex
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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