Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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