My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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