I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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