I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Enjoy the penises
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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