whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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