I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
God, I missed his penis.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
