3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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