just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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