do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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